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Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: It has been a tough week for doughnut fans
– News covered by Quincy Quarry News with commentary added
The Shadow knows!
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Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: It has been a tough week for doughnut fans.
One would think that the short Memorial Day workweek would be a quiet one.
For news anyway.
If so, one would be wrong.
Locally, a Quincy Quarry News Photojournalist outted a Washington Street restaurant for koch-blocking the sidewalk with its trash bins after closing up at night and so making things difficult for the disabled to pass in the morning.
Rosie leads local police on a slow wild cow chase
Image from a Wareham cop cam video
Next up out of Wareham came a story about a cow taking advantage of an open barn door and so all but assuredly endeavor to avoid ending up as an entrée — or, to be more correct, a lot of entrées.
That and so turning police officers into cattle wrangler wannabes.
Unfortunately, so far Quincy Quarry has yet to find out how things played out for the runaway cow and thus one can only reasonably fear for the worst for Rose the Cow.
Nothing but doughnuts at half-court!
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Then the biggest news of an otherwise “mostly” quiet week was a three-fer.
First up was the good news: Friday was National Doughnut Day and thus one of the Quincy Quarry News newsroom’s High Holy days even if every day is the right day for a doughnut as far as at least the Quarry news team is concerned.
Then this good news was quickly as well as all but concurrently hit with only to be expected breaking badly bad news ©.
First up, a bus driver for Quincy Special Education students was busted for operating under the influence while trying to score a doughnut while on the job.
Mess with doughnuts at your peril
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Next up, Quincy Quarry’s media brethren at CBS Boston/WBZ Channel 4 have reported that New Hampshire police are hot on the trail of an alleged serial doughnut shop robber.
The perp has been hitting doughnut shops along the Mammoth Road corridor in the Wyndham, New Hampshire area near New Hampshire’s border with Massachusetts.
Needless to say, New Hampshire police are giving this matter their utmost attention.
Also needless to say, most media mavens know that stories come in threes.
Coffee regular and a cruller to go please!
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What many do not know, however, is that news desks are usually working the stories for maximum eyeball trafficking before they go staler than a three day old doughnut as opposed to the myth that attention grabbing stories only happen in threes.
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I hope those scumbags try to knock over a Quincy donut shop!
On the other hand Pops, there no longer is a Dunkie’s near City Hall. Not only has City Hall productivity fallen to even lower as well as previously unimaginable levels, City Councillors are nodding off even more often as well as longer during council meetings.