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A Quincy Quarry News Public Service warning about an impending national emergency alert is scheduled for around 2:20 pm today.
The reason for this warning about the alert?
On top of the usual “This is a test” message interrupting regular radio and television programming, this “President Alert” will entail including even more distraction on cellphones.
Specifically, in addition to an audio announcement of the alert via cellphones, some reports indicate that cellphones will vibrate even if one has turned off vibrate notification as well as that this alert will even trigger at least an audio notification of some sort or another on cellphones that are turned off when the alert is transmitted.
Related coverage: Sirens blare across Russia as it (also, ed.) holds nationwide emergency drills
“The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work.”
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Needless to say, those who find vibrating phone notifications distracting or who expect to be in a meeting when the alert goes out might want to distance themselves from their phones from 2:15 pm to 2:45 pm this afternoon, if not also distance themselves as well as possible from any and all cellphones.
And of course the conspiracy crackpots are hyperventilating about their fantasy that this is REALLY about activating the nanochips — or whatever — that were injected with the covid vaccines. Maybe it ties in with the Jewish space lasers.
Quick — get out the tinfoil hats.
Louie,
I can’t speak for you, but my cellphone alert test message started out with a loud screech, the opening message text was written in Spanish and so too was the voice-over in Spanish before the voice-over shifted to a repeat in English AND one had to figure out how to change the alert message text to English. Score this as you may.
Tralfamadorians on the loose.
The Russians held a nationwide nuclear drill at about the same time. That is a fact. This alert was a response to that. WWIII is happening folks.
FYI: Johnson is at least half right. See https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-emergency-drills-nuclear-1f61f1ebe8c83e2eec2d636c6f06c44e
Daaaang, half right is pretty good
Johnson,
You are too modest. You were at least least half right.
Also, at least half right is better than the usual out of DC, Beacon Hill, AND the Koch Maladministration.
Way better.
Scary, WWIII started as we were writing. Israel is about to nuke it’s enemies.
My brains!!!!! got to protect my brains!!!!