Jeffrey Epstein Offers Court $32 Million Child Pornography Collection As Bail

In an attempt to strike a deal that would allow him to stay out of jail while he awaits trial, alleged sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein offered the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan a prospective bail package Friday that included a child pornography collection valued at $32 million.

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NY State Division of Criminal Justice Services

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Jeffrey Epstein Offers Court $32 Million Child Pornography Collection As Bail.

At least so published Quincy Quarry’s snarky brethren at The Onion.

“In exchange for permission to stay at his residence on the Upper East Side, my client is presenting as collateral a truly incredible catalog containing some of the finest child porn available anywhere on the market today,” said Reid Weingarten, a member of the previously convicted sex offender’s latest legal defense team.

Weingarten added that the one-of-a-kind collection of images and videos of underage children being sexually exploited was expertly curated and contained a great deal of rare, highly sought-after content.

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“We trust this will prove more than sufficient to secure his release on bail, considering any sophisticated collector of pedophilic items would jump at the chance to bid on Mr. Epstein’s materials at auction.  Seriously, this is the high-end stuff — many of the subjects depicted are as young as 12, and they’ve been shot by some of the world’s most celebrated child pornographers, including the recently indicted R. Kelly.”

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