National No Dirty Dishes is Today!

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No Dirty Dishes Day is today.

Honest.

Needless to say, Quincy Quarry’s latest student intern has been tasked with cleaning up the dishes, silverware and especially the used beer, wine, and cocktail glasses in the Quarry’s combination break room and sports bar before the Koch Maladministration might order a public health inspector to inspect the Quincy Quarry News’ headquarters.

Then again, it is only proper to acknowledge that there are still dirty dishes, glasses, and chip dip bowls in the kitchen area dating back to the office Super Bowl party even if which Super Bowl game is not certain.

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