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– News covered by Quincy Quarry News with commentary added.
Huh? Hot dogs are for eating during the game, not hosting it.
An old picture of Yogi Berra
Spring is in the air and the Einsteins in Oscar Meyer’s marketing department are hoping to score a double jump on both June weddings and the grilling season with a promotion that can only leave the father of the bride scratching his head.
The promotional stunt?
Oscar Meyer is hosting free Weinermobile-based weddings in the Las Vegas, the home of tacky weddings as well as one of the easiest places in the United States to get hitched on April 15 and 16.
All a couple needs is a valid marriage license and score a time slot to then be married on a first come, first to be picked basis – see a promotional video here.
Put another way, not all that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas or at least can be cured with a regiment of antibiotics.
No comment out of Divorce Court TV, however. Not so far anyway.
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I bet Piggy is pissing himself silly over this — right up his alley. He is, as we all know, a weenie.
Fast,
From what I’ve heard from my contacts at Jacque’s Cabaret in Bay Village, Chop has but a Vienna cocktail sausage and can thus only dream of becoming a weenie.
Maybe he’ll address this issue for us in his characteristically inane manner.
Which issue? His schmeckle or coming clean about what “floats” it?
Pork is Russian.
Russ,
Troll, yes. Is Russian? Nyet.
I’ll take Russian sculptor for fifty, Vlad.