— News about Quincy from Quincy Quarry News with commentary added.

Opening Day is coming!
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Team Koch goes for its first two for two in 2021!

After weeks of Quincy Quarry News duly chiding the Koch Maladministration for its erratic production of COVID-19 YouTubes updates as well as their often woeful production values, the Koch Machine finally went back-to-back on foisting weekly Quincy COVID-19 YouTube updates for the first time in 2021.

Even so, the yet again late time of day rollout of the latest City of Quincy COVID-19 YouTube happened after the close of business at City Hall on a Friday and so effectively buried in the traditionally slow weekend news cycle.

Further, other than Mayor Koch’s curiously fastidious attention to his wardrobe, this week’s YouTube production values were yet again wanting as well as the mayor’s monologue also yet again often meandering off-topic.

Quincy Quarry’s City Hall yellow rate mole
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Fortunately for Quincy Quarry’s ever-growing legions of regular readers, the Quarry has all manner of software search filters and human social media monitors as well as moles ratting out each and every move of made members of La Kocha Nostra and thus the Quarry thus quickly caught this less than robustly rolled out YouTube.

In fact, Quincy Quarry catches almost every single move even if the Quarry does not report on all of what it knows.  After all, even the Internet has limits to its bandwidth capacity.

In point of further fact, the FBI has nothing on Quincy Quarry when it comes to surveillance capabilities.

And as proof of the Quarry’s surveillance skills, it will soon be featuring these skills via an upcoming Quincy Quarry Citizen Investigator’s exposé of a team of local flatfoots made while they were on a woefully obvious stakeout.

Fortunately no new fatalities per this week’s COVID-19 Friday fatality update
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In the meanwhile, do note on a positive note for a change that it would appear there was not a local COVID-19 fatality over the past week per Quincy Quarry’s knowledgeable review of the less than forthrightly presented data updates by the Koch Machine.

What next week might bring, however, remains to be seen.

Needless to say, Quincy Quarry’s ever-growing legions of loyal readers can count on the Quarry to cover future local COVID-19 developments as appropriate, if not also as deserved.

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