Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Fox News Debuts premium channel for 24 hours a day continuous coverage of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

As one could see coming, The Onion has published word that Fox News announced on Wednesday the debut of a new premium television channel that will offer continuous, around-the-clock streaming updates on rookie Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

After all, the maw that is bandwidth must be feed.

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“For an extra $8.99 per month, you’ll have an all-access pass to the AOC Zone, which features wall-to-wall coverage of every word Ocasio-Cortez utters, as well as in-depth analysis of her wardrobe and any videos we’re able to dig up from her college days,” said Fox spokesperson Avery Mattison. 

“We know our viewers will come to depend on this outlet for 24-hour coverage of AOC, which is why her tweets, Instagram posts, and her latest wacky policy proposals will appear in a ticker at the bottom of the screen.”

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Added Mattison, “we’re particularly excited for the premiere of the channel’s flagship program, AOC Tonight With Tucker Carlson.”

Minutes after AOC Zone began streaming, sources confirmed its ratings had already surpassed those of Fox News.

Source: Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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