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– News from elsewhere spotted by Quincy Quarry News
Biden punts!
In easily the most unexpected 540 degree political turn of at least the current news cycle, Vice President Joe Biden announced that he is taking a pass on trying to become the oldest President of the United States upon the event of inauguration.
Apparently, Joe took to heart the advice of nonpareil political plotter former President Dick Nixon and realized that he would come up short.
When Biden gets in he’s roughly ten points behind Mrs. Clinton; he needs to be at five, and quick.
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 20, 2015
At the same time, Bill Kristol also came up short . . . ,
Biden confirms to Obama at lunch today he’s running, announces at U Delaware tomorrow. You can feel the Joementum! — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 20, 2015
And which Nixon found, well, blasphemous, if not also amusing.
My God. https://t.co/w0B00O1lon
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 21, 2015
Regardless, with Joe laying down a sacrifice bunt, such frees up Quarry Quarry’s political analysts to better focus on Quincy’s fast approaching election day.
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