Featured Articles
Below following are “snarq-filled” featured stories about the news of the day, with most of it breaking badly bad news©.
Enjoy!
J. Jonah White, Acting Publisher
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Yet Another Quincy Institution Closing
The Wheelhouse Diner, a 77 year old local institution, will be closing next month after a settlement was reached yesterday on essentially the courthouse steps given a long ongoing landlord/tenant dispute.
Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: Quiet before a shitzsturm!
The swift hit to the stones this week? Security for the City of Quincy’s website was compromised given an apparent failure to duly maintain website security.
Dance Like A Chicken Day is Today!
Chick Dance devotees can cluck their brains out today with impunity even if such is not viewed as in good taste by others.
Storrowed Beer Truck Gets Storrowed!
In a development that surely saw local TV news outlets’ peeps at least snickering, a Trillium Beer Company truck was storrowed yesterday. The hook? Trillium makes Storrowed, a doulble IPA beer.
Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: Quincy Quarry News hit with router and server meltdowns as well as related breakdowns.
On what was an otherwise pleasant Saturday, Quincy Quarry was hit with a perfect shitzsturm of router, server, and various other sorts of tech meltdowns.
National Clean Up Your Room Day Is Today!
It is surely not a coincidence that this red letter day for mothers falls on the Friday before Mothers’ Day.
City of Quincy Website A Security Risk?
While a Quincy Quarry staffer was in the process of seeking to check for something on the City of Quincy website last night, a security warning popped up instead of the City of Quincy homepage.
WBZ Radio Does A Video About Air Rights Development
Obvious head scratchier over a radio station providing a news video notwithstanding, a WBZ Radio 103 video poses and then answers questions about air rights development over highways and railways.
Quincy Mayor Thomas Koch Yet Again Dope Slapped In Court
Quincy Mayor Thomas Koch was knocked out in court this morning over his attempt to hijack land from the Adams Fund which benefits the Woodwars School for Girls.
Quincy Mayor Koch’s Now Former Police Officer Nephew’s Sexting Scandal Recap
The comprehensive telling of events by the local television station is not only comprehensive, it is also sorely troubling if not also disquieting.
Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: The Fish Wrap Is Back And With A Vengeance!
In a showing of accountability not practiced by the Koch Maladministration, the Quarry staffer tasked with writing last week’s Fsh Wrap freely admits to nodding off leading up to the publication deadline as last week was wicked quiet.
Today is Melania’s Birthday!
Granted, Quincy Quarry News can imagine that many of its readers might not think highly of her, however, today is her birthday and she so deserves at least some slack.
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