by Jon Swift | Jun 17, 2019 | National Aggravation
The candidate got high marks in his job interview by demonstrating “utter disregard and contempt for press freedoms.” But after a thorough examination of the candidate’s job application, “a troubling series of truthhoods emerged …”
by Jon Swift | May 17, 2019 | Regional
In news which left everyone at Quincy Quarry gobsmacked, an online poll found Boston’s accent the second sexiest regional accent in the United States after the drawl of Texans …
by Jon Swift | May 9, 2019 | Less Important News
At this time, the Starbucks in Quincy Center does not have a needle-disposal box. Similarly, at the time of the Quarry’s posting of this story it was unknown if Starbucks’ Quincy Center location is among those locations deemed as needing needle disposal facilities …
by Jon Swift | May 8, 2019 | International Aggravation
Such is the consequence of information overflow per a recent research article detailing the obvious …
by Jon Swift | May 2, 2019 | Flew The Q
Reasons why probably include how locals are cheap and Five Guys is cheaper even if it does not offer adult libations. Then again, nips are also cheaper …