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The Oscar Mayer Wiener Wagon to Quincy!
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The Oscar Mayer Wiener Wagon was in Quincy at Quincy Center’s Star Market midday today as a promotional stop.
In turn, it was the biggest wiener in Quincy today.
How big?
So big that none of the hot dogs in Quincy’s City Hall were seen trying to spread a little mustard around so as to spice up their sorry standings in the wake of Quincy Mayor Thomas Koch and City Council members fat raise.
How fat were the raises?
Anthony Weiner sizing up a wiener
Image via the Daily Mail
More fat than Oscar Mayer’s bacon.
Way more as a matter of fact as Oscar Mayer’s premium bacon is leaner than many of the more mundane and less expensive bacon brands.
In any event, the Wiener Wagon was a hit with not only kids but also adults looking to utilize the wagon as a selfie backdrop.
No swag or store coupons were handed out, however, not that the kids were disappointed even if some of the adults could remember having an Oscar Mayer Wiener Whistle.
The creeps in city hall are neither wieners nor hot dogs, they’re a bunch of weenies.
Quincy really knows how to roll out the red carpet for the stars! I mean, who needs Hollywood when you’ve got Oscar Mayer’s Biggest Wiener in town? Talk about a cultural milestone! I’m sure this will be the highlight of the year, right next to the grand opening of the new gas station on Main Street. Nothing says “we’ve made it” quite like celebrating a giant hot dog. Bravo, Quincy. You’ve truly outdone yourself. What’s next, a parade for the world’s largest pickle?
Kelly,
Technically, Quincy’s #1 gherkin has long led two parades a year in Quincy.