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Quincy Quarry News institutes a check for its approved commenters!
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– News about Quincy Massachusetts from Quincy Quarry News with commentary added
Quincy Quarry News follows the lead of Twitter’s Chief Twit and so imposes the Quarry’s take on certifying commenters to its stories.
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Unlike the for a day two color-coded verified checks Twitter™ offered to some of its users, the Quarry is adding simple checks to the handles of the commenters to Quincy Quarry News stories that the Quarry views to probably be reliable enough as far as social media is concerned.
Even better, unlike the recent as well as also ever fluid changes made by the Chief Twit, Quincy Quarry does not charge a monthly service charge to those who score a check.
So much for keeping things secret …
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After all, its not like the Quarry’s student interns spend a lot of effort to vet a commenters nor is the Quincy Quarry News going to unleash its investigation resources upon your basic commenters.
Certain prominent figures, however, should be nervous about the Quarry’s investigative abilities.
Very nervous.
Rock on, Quincy Quarry, rock on.
A check mark from the Quincy Quarry means you belong in a mental institution. Most commenters here genuinely need to seek professional physiatric help.
Go back to hiding in a city truck!
FYI, Porky is some lazy scumbag relative of the mayor employed by the city!
Note, of course, that Pork Chump reads and comments on a recently and seemingly regular basis.
Fredzo,
Be sure to check out my comment to Dom below. OCD happens.
So Porko, who’s clearly in dire need of psychiatric intervention, suggests that others should seek physiatric help.
I’m worried about all Koch-obsessed Quincy Quarry ‘short’ bus riders!
Especially the commenters who are not takings their doctor-prescribed meds. I live amongst you moonbats.
Luckily, the new police station will have new padded cells for many of you with certifications. God Bless Chief Keenen.
Dom,
Pork Chop has maladaptively responded to conflicts between unacceptable, unconscious sexual and/or aggressive id impulses and having to face the demands of dealing with reality.
Signund F is clearly a nut and deserves a checkmark!
Apparently he doesn’t have the gag reflex.
Obviously, Sigund and Pork Chop have qualified. Now get them back to their respective institutions.
dshoe,
It would clearly appear that not only can you not spell, you also do not understand the difference between certified and certifiable.
Porko — tell us all about the “physiatric” help.