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Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: Checking in for an extended stay at Club Fed!
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But, but – I’m too pretty to go to prison …
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Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: Checking in for an extended stay at Club Fed!
Is one of Quincy Quarry News’ longest as well as by far the most widely-viewed series of Quarry exposés per one read of the data coming to an end?
After seven delays on various court orders to report to prison given his sentencing to a six year stay at a Club Fed, over various convictions tied to corruption, Jasiel Correia II, the former and now-disgraced mayor of Fall River, crapped out on his eighth roll of the dice to endeavor to duck checking into to prison.
His final court filing was to seek to be allowed out on bail while he pursued appeals of his convictions.
No way José …
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The court, however, was not amused and so ordered him to check in on two days’ notice and so leave it to his attorneys pursue his Moby Dick-grade obsession that he does not deserve to become soapy fodder in the showers.
Not amused one whit as a matter of fact.
In short, take the money and one so runs the rusk of such eventually happening.
In the meanwhile, however, others kept doing so and thus pushing their luck.
Accordingly, the ever-growing legions of loyal readers know all too well to watch for possible updates.
Don’t go to prison without it …
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That and readers thus have nothing to worry about as regards enjoying the Quarry’s oh so well-warranted muckrakings of those oh so deserving of same.
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