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Quincy Quarry News Weekly Fish Wrap: End of March’s lamb headed to slaughter?

A rough February for the denizens of Quincy’s City Hall segued to a lesser but still often embarrassing March for the Koch Machine.

In turn, one can thus only rightly assume that all bets are off for April Fools’ Day.

After all, for but one example, the fools at the Department of Natural Resources have pretty much been a party piñata for a weeks-long de facto Quincy Quarry office party.

First up last month, Natural Resources took a whack for trucking itself up to the max with City rides.

Then Natural Resources was taken out behind the woodpile by the Quarry over woodpiles that one can only reasonably assume are probably slated for personal use.

Party spot with a partially burned bonfire log
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And for the trifecta, Natural Resources was then exposéd over failing to clean out a long-time and thus well-known underage drinking outdoor party spot within Merrymount Park and that is not all that many steps away from  the Department of Natural Resources’ so-called country club of a headquarters, 

Granted, at this point, the party site was cleaned up in the wake of yet another hard-hitting to the stones Quincy Quarry exposé as well as that it would appear that the curious woodpiles hidden away behind a Natural Resources storage building are steadily becoming smaller.

Natural Resources Q’ing up on Sea Street
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As such, one would thus like to hope that Natural Resources might have so learned its lessons; however, it was then busted over one of its trucks blocking a lane of traffic on Sea Street during the morning commute and so backing up Nekkers on their way to work.

As if Nekkers needed another aggravation care of the Koch Machine.

Then again, one could imagine a scenario wherein perhaps Natural Resources might have so been trying to deflect attention away from Quincy Tom Mayor Koch’s woefully misbegotten plan to kick the beloved statue of Abigail Adams and a young John Quincy to a subprime piece of real estate after decades of it being one of the few bright notes in Quincy.

So much, apparently, for these two important figures in America’s history
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Particularly problematic, Mayor Koch’s plans to all but banish Abigail has only reinforced his long hard-to deny old school boyo disregard of women of consequence and so raised the ire of women.

Then again, his record on diversity is no better.

Further, what about the long-missing matching statute of John Adams and which disappeared shortly before Mayor Koch finished spending upwards of $35 million to turn the square into a both banal as well as bombastic “Edifice Complex” that the Quincy Quarry News has since of oh so fittingly renamed Kim Jong Koch Plaza.

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In fact, the whole of his likely-to-be final record is looking likely to set records.

Potentially all sorts of records.

If not also perhaps end up giving rise to extended stays as “a guest” of the government.

Fortunately for Quincy’s peerless mayor, if Karma finally comes a calling, perhaps his bff Dan FlynnFlam can offer up a few tips on how to work the showers.

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