Kabul Relieves Traffic Congestion By Creating Car Bomb Lane

Residents of Kabul are enjoying shorter commute times on the Kandahar–Kabul Highway thanks to the recent completion of a designated car bomb toll lane.  “For over 18 years motorists had to endure expressways choked with vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices (VBIEDs), resulting in driver frustration, spilled coffee, and premature detonations.

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– News covered by Quincy Quarry News with commentary added.

Kabul relieves traffic congestion by creating car bomb lane.

While there is an ongoing controversy about purported carpool lane abuse by single passenger commuters on Greater Boston’s Central Artery, the Afghani have conversely opted to be deadly serious about traffic in their capital of Kabul by implementing a car bomb lane per a report by Quincy Quarry’s media brethren at DuffleBlog.

“For over 18 years motorists had to endure expressways choked with vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices (VBIEDs), resulting in driver frustration, spilled coffee, and premature detonations due to excessive delays,” said Minster of Transportation and Civil Aviation Muhammad Hamid Tahmasi.

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“Now,” continued Tahamsi, “with the patent-pending FastBlast® app, drivers can prepay their tolls and rest assured that they will reach their destination on-time and on-target.”

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