Quincy facing Snow Daze Stress Disorder relapses?

– News about Quincy MA from Quincy Quarry News.

Quincy Snow Zombies
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Is Quincy facing Snow Daze Stress Disorder relapses?

Just when the weather was finally showing signs of warming up to near seasonal norms, another snowstorm rolled into the Q today.

While just a little dusting is forecast today as well as that what snow is falling is either just covering over dirty snow piles with clean snow or melting upon contact with local streets and sidewalks, locals are so far beyond it with snow this year.

As such, one can only hope that local officials have for a change have actually developed a truly comprehensive response program for when any local residents might “go snow,” especially as Narcan has been found to be as ineffectual with treating Snow Daze Stress Disorder victims as it has been at combating opiate abuse in the Q.

QPD Chief Paul “The Beav” Keenan
An official City of Quincy mugshot

Quincy Quarry considered reaching out to surely but coincidentally mayoral brother-in-law Quincy Police Chief Paul “The Beav” Keenan for comment, but then it determined that he was probably already overwhelmed with finding his apparently missing brother-in-law the mayor, the purportedly MIA Quincy Police Marine Unit floating dock and the many admitted to be missing fire hydrants in the Q.

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