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Quincy Chain Saw Massacre – Quincy Quarry News Photo

Quincy Center’s initial chain saw massacre scene faces new and perhaps to be even horrific crises.
While the decapitated stumps left behind and so horrifying tree huggers have finally been removed from the massacre site, there are new problems at the scene.

Specifically, the sidewalk at the scene of the massacre has been dramatically narrowed in width as well as street lights are now out in the street.

Per Quincy Quarry interpolations, the sidewalk is now 20% narrower.

On top of obvious potential Americans with Disabilities Act violations, this narrowing is in direct contravention of Mayor Koch’s longstanding grandiose plans to WIDEN sideways along the route of the Hancock Street Realignment project.

Chain saw massacre scene disturbed
a Quincy Quarry News photo

Quincy Quarry has been unable to secure any statements from any city official as to what – if anything – is to be done about these new traffic safety issues in the already dangerous as well as mean streets of Quincy.

Mayoral brother-in-law and Quincy Police Chief Paul “The Beav” Keenan has yet to offer up any comment on any possible pending investigations of the recent rash of chain saw massacres in Quincy.

Then again, neither has any comment has been tendered in months about any progress – if any, that is – after two months of investigation by the Quincy Police to attempt identify and then perhaps arrest the alleged perpetrator of the devastating old City Hall fire.

Similarly, Department of Public Works Commissioner Daniel “Spanky” Raymondi is surely under a gag order in the wake of his latest sanctioning by outside authorities, this time for violating the civil rights of a frequent target of ill-advised on the job harassment.

Daniel “Spanky” Raymondi
City of Quincy photo

Quincy Quarry attempted to secure comment from Chris Walker, the mayor’s official spinmeister, by staking out Walker’s favorite chain smoking venue outside of City Hall; however, it would appear that he either has taken a break from trying to spin his boss out of holes usually of his own digging or perhaps recovering from overindulging on Thanksgiving Tryptophan-laden turkey and/or holiday cheer.

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