@dick_nixon Mr. President, what’s it like to watch the slow painful process of your replacement in real time?
— Lee Clark (@NotThatLee) November 15, 2015
By contrast, consider this channelling of an actually living President.
All bullshit aside, I haven’t heard any candidate say what they plan to do about people who ride the elevator to the 2nd floor.
— Pimp Trill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) November 19, 2015