“It’s the same letters, just out of order,” said Air Force Lieutenant. Colonel Kris Krangle, commanding officer of the newly renamed Holiday Tracking Program.
Good girls and boys everywhere can take deep breaths given memories of Santa being hauled away with a rumored broken leg during his bad landing at Pageant Field three year ago.
“This is truly alarming. There is no way I’ll be able to deliver presents to all the good girls and boys, let alone coal to all the naughty ones,” said Claus.