Quincy sideways and other dead trees finally replaced

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– News about Quincy from Quincy Quarry News

Even so, the replacement effort was fraught with shortcomings typical of the shortcomings of the also vertically-challenged Koch Maladministration.

The shortcomings include replacements with both much shorter as well as fewer trees in what is arguably the first attempt at wasted costs costs savings by the usually free-spending Koch Maladministration.

Three now dead and gone expensive large transplanted trees replaced by two shrubby little trees
Quincy Quarry News conjoined photos

Sideways and barely alive
A Quincy Quarry News photo

Even so, Quincy Quarry spotted another several year-old tree next to Coddington Hall that is looking to be all but terminal or at least is not likely to become much of a tree in addition to its also standing sideways.

Quincy Quarry considered reaching out to the City of Quincy’s Park and Forestry Department for comment; however, the Quarry’s Legal Department reminded the City Editor that Quincy Quarry’s workers compensation, health insurance and accidental death insurance policy coverages are voided whenever any party contacted by any of the Quarry’s personnel can be assumed to probably have ready access to chainsaws or other potentially dangerous objects.

As such, Quincy Quarry will instead continue to monitor from a safe distance both the old and new city-owned trees at Coddington Hall as well as elsewhere around the Q for any other possible additional instances of tree abuse.

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