Trump hair secrets semi-revealed

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Trump’s hair secrets are finally semi-revealed.
As one cannot help but notice, Donald Trump has a most curious hair helmet.
In fact, only his unnatural hair color as well as equally unnatural spray on tan skin color are even more curious.
Now, however, there has finally been some semi-successful investigatory journalism endeavored that has obtained at least a few snippets of information about the Donald’s oh so curious do.
At minimum, there would appear to have perhaps been less than successful hair transplant efforts in The Donald’s past.

That and how Trump is now very particular about his choice of hair spray: CHI’s Helmet Head Extra Firm Hairspray.
Given the press of Quincy Quarry’s printing presses, time did not permit the Quarry to reach out to obtain comments from Quincy’s own hair helmet nonpareil about the Donald’s do.
Then again, it is not likely that the Quincy’s hair helmet would ever agree to an interview with Quincy Quarry on any matter, much less his hair.
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