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Martha Stewart unveils her Topless Christmas Special video!

In a craven attempt to further boost Quincy Quarry’s already as well as long skyrocketing Google metrics as The Number One for news about Quincy as well as to continue to make fun of the one time Domestic Diva who is still a diva of a sort, Quincy Quarry is opting to go with the classic marketing admonition that sex sells.

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In this case, the Quarry recommends that its ever-growing legions of loyal readers consider checking out Martha Stewart’s topless Christmas Special video.

Fortunately for probably most Quincy Quarry readers, this topless exposé aligns more closer to Martha’s early days as a fashion model than of late even if she is not as firm these days as she was then..

Accordingly, as well as unfortunately, this video is probably not going to appeal to aficionados of women in prison movies.

In any event, yo ho ho to Quincy Quarry’s least favorite household ‘ho . . .

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