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– Relationship tips from Quincy Quarry News’ flabby advice columnist!

Dear Flabby,

My husband and I married young as well as have been married long enough for our children to have grown up and moved on to set up their own residences.  While so far there are no grandchildren, my husband and I have our health as well as are greatly enjoying a little us time after years of family time.

For example, throughout the years, our sex life has all but invariably left me satisfied afterwards, although frequency over the years is a whole other matter for another letter.

As for this letter, with our children out of the house, my husband still interested after all these years and me at least generally so, herein lies the problem.

While he always sees to it that I am always left flush – and I know that you know what I mean, afterwards lately he all but immediately falls to sleep.

At his age, I am not expecting a repeat performance nor am I expecting endless cuddling or extended conversion after words – but he drops off so quickly as well as soundly that he doesn’t even snore.

I thus feel, well, used afterwards and thus deflect his advances for days afterwards, only to eventually give in and then repeat the cycle.

What’s this wife to do?

– Flushed and Frustrated on Fenno Street

 

Dear Mrs Fenno,

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In all honesty, I was stumped by your letter.

For example, your husband both finds you still appealing as well as that he knows how to make your night.

That and eliminate your husband’s snoring.

As such, what – exactly – is the problem?

After all, I assumed that everyone knew that conversation and cuddling afterwards are not guy things.

Fortunately, the following letter arrived a few days after yours.

Regards, Flabby

 

Dear Flabby,

I am at my wit’s end.

My wife and I married young and our children are both grown as well as gone their own ways into the world.

Many might think that sexual appeal between us would have waned for such a long time married couple , but I still find my wife as arousing as when we were young.  I have also always tried my best to please her in ways that work for her – after all, happy wife, happy life!

Lately, however, she has been distance afterwards.

Eventually she comes around and I then make sure to do what works for her, only to again result in her lack of interest for at least days, if not weeks afterwards.

Then when she finally is again interested, I try so hard to make certain that I please her that I am left exhausted afterwards and collapse.

After all, I am not as young as I used be – but at least I am still good to go once.

The end result, however: yet again the cold shoulder.

What am I doing wrong?

Troubled sleeping on Adams Street

 

Mr. and Mrs. Street,

Just a quick thought: maybe you two should talk BEFOREHAND.

Regards,

Flabby

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Quincy Quarry News’ relationship advice from Flabby.

While other media all but invariably offer advice columns written by female columnists, Quincy Quarry is yet again opting to go the other way by hosting an advice column penned by a flabby guy who goes by the name of Flabby.

After all, what better way to help women better understand the male perspective when it comes to domestic bliss than straight from the south end of a northbound horse?

 

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