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Nutty music project scrapped over lack of nuts.
Courtesy of our also snarqy news media friends at the Mirror across the pond in England – long the land of the truly eccentric – comes word that a truly nutty – if not also loopy – plan that was actually funded to to create music from a tree’s falling nuts has been – well – dropped because the designated tree had no nuts.
Out of his tree?
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Quincy Quarry considered reaching out to inquire if possibly a female tree may have perhaps been errantly chosen to perform; however, the Quincy Quarry horticultural affairs desk assured the Quincy Quarry City Editor that beech trees were – in fact – regular asexual sorts of self-pollinating trees.
Ignoring for the moment the age old philosophical question asking if there is a sound when a tree falls when no one is around to hear it, this nutty project is – well – nuts.
Singing whales, OK, but musical trees?
Granted, many believe that only God can make a tree, but everyone knows that the only music trees make is the sound leaves make when the wind blows.
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