Quincy Quarry Weekend Snow Fall Forecast – See Red!

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– News about Quincy MA from Quincy Quarry News
Quincy Quarry is pleased to announce that it is adding weather forecasting to its already vast array of hyper local coverage of the apparently unending blizzard of bad news breaking as well as snow piling up in the Q.
After all, the Quarry holds dear to its obligation to report the news to its exponentially growing legions of loyal readers regardless of how bad is the news for Quincy.
As for this weekend’s snow forecast, the Quarry’s new weather team regrets to have to report in its inaugural report that this weekend could prove to be the final tipping point ending Global Warming, at least locally.
Given the gravity of this dire forecast, Quincy Quarry’s new weather team has repeatedly run the data in Quincy Quarry’s vast array of super computers so as to validate – or not – this chilling prediction.

No matter how the data are parsed, the results indicate that not even the long known to be prodigious hot air of Mayor Tom Tom “Cupcakes” Koch and his spokesmodel Pinocchio Backwalker combined will be able to do anything more than to extort patronage hack hires to perhaps manage to continue to keep City Hall employee and long suspected VIP commuters free parking spaced adjacent to City Hall cleared down to the pavement around the clock.

Needless to say, Quincy Quarry saw no point bothering to reach out to City Hall for comment as to its obsession about keeping its parking lots clear at a time when many local residential streets have been reduced to – at best – dog sled tracks.
In the meanwhile, Koch Maladministration officials continue washing their hands of any culpability over the New Ice that has befallen the Q.
Among other reasons for not pressing these pressing questions, no one at City Hall is available, much less amendable to respond to them.
Additionally, City Hall is widely rumored to be closing early for the Presidents Day weekend as well as will perhaps be staying closed afterwards for perhaps as long as the local schools are expected to be closed.
Plus, rumor has it that certain among key Koch Maladministration figures have long been planning to flee the Q to defrost in Fort Myers FL as well as catch the Sox at Spring Training.
Next up, trips to Bhutan?
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